9. You get what you pay for. And apparently we paid for wood paneling, a horrifying sound coming from the water heater closet every time you flushed the toilet or took a shower, and a scary deer head that stared back at you every time you tried to enjoy the peaceful view of the lake from the kitchen or dining room.
8. I want a simpler life. I really do. I just want that simpler life to be filled with nice things :)
7. I NEED to stretch my calves after every run.
6. Watching the stars at night makes me feel like a kid again. And are shooting stars ever not awesome?
5. Bailey thinks the lake is her own personal water bowl. And she learned how to doggy paddle…while simultaneously drinking the lake, then hacking up air and lake water until she could breathe again.
4. We would much rather enjoy the outdoors through a screened in porch than by getting viciously attacked by bugs. Man, does that make us old or what?!
3. Some people wash their cars on vacation.
2. When a little kid spells “Bonfire” with an M (bomfire) in the guestbook/journal, it’s really, really funny and every future reference to the bomfire must be said bomfire, not bonfire.
1. In the words of Homestar, swiss cake rolls ARE bad for you!
Stay tuned for the full report!
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